American films always have a way of FUCKING INVOLVING ALIENS. thanks for ruining my life with aliens. next thell be aliens in that ted movie.  or nicholas sparks will write another love noval, and ALIENS WILL TEAR THEM APART. UGH. KILL ME.

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Image - illustration of a fat babe in undies with rollers in their hair and a cigarette hanging out of their mouth which is streaming smoke that says “Ugly + don’t care”.

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Teddy Roosevelt’s diary entry from the day his wife died. He never spoke of her death again.

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